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Manufacturer's Recall Notice

" Regardless of Make or Year ... all units ... are being recalled by the Manufacturer. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units ...  " off an email Regardless of Make or Year or Tithe Amount, all units known as "human beings" are being recalled by the Manufacturer. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named "Adam" and "Eve," resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect is technically termed "Serious Internal Non-morality," but more commonly known as " SIN ". Symptoms of the SIN defect include, but are not limited to: A) Loss of direction B) Lack of peace and joy C) Depression D) Foul vocal emissions E) Selfishness F) Ingratitude G) Fearfulness H) Rebellion I) Jealousy The Manufacturer is providing factory authorized repair service FREE of charge to correct the SIN defect. The Repair Technician, Jesus Christ, has most generously offered

The Rain Is Like Sin

" The rain is like sin ...  " off an email One rainy afternoon I was driving along one of the main streets of town, taking those extra precautions necessary when the roads are wet and slick. Suddenly, my daughter, Aspen, spoke up from her relaxed position in her seat. "Dad, I'm thinking of something." This announcement usually meant she had been pondering some fact for a while, and was now ready to expound all that her six-year-old mind had discovered. I was eager to hear. "What are you thinking?" I asked. "The rain!" she began, "is like sin, and the windshield wipers are like God wiping our sins away." After the chill bumps raced up my arms I was able to respond. "That's really good, Aspen." Then my curiosity broke in. How far would this little girl take this revelation? So I asked, "Do you notice how the rain keeps on coming? What does that tell you?" Aspen didn't hesitate one moment with her answer: &q

You actually believe that the Devil exists?

" 19 You believe that there is one God. Good! Even the demons believe that—and shudder.  " James 2:19 Over heard this over K-Life . ( 32kbps | 96kbps ) A man asked another, "You believe in the Devil? You mean, you actually believes he exist? Just like me and you exist?" The other man replied, "Well, yes. Try opposing him and you will find out." kuancheen|singapore|20060706.1311 4hisgeneration kuancheen blog youth christ christian christianity devil